| Stuart Millard was born in England, thirty years ago. He cites Chris
Morris, Werner Herzog and Charles Fort as his primary influences. He
is pretentious.
One time, while stealing an ancient Aztec idol from a booby-trapped temple, he was crushed by an enormous rolling boulder and had to play against Death in a game of Sensible Soccer in an effort to win back his mortality. Even though Death chose Brazil and forced him to play as the Faroe Islands with one of those rubbish old joysticks that looks like a robot's cock, Stuart Millard is alive today, and that's all you need to know. He is currently working on a novel set in the 1970s and concerning a religious guru. Pretentious. Contact Stuart at: author@franticplanet.com For enquiries regarding the operation of the website please email the webmaster at: web@franticplanet.com. |  |
